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"Canoe Float Trip, Frequently Heard Comments"

 On the river with Ozark River Company.  Just to please…
Campsite with Kayaks
   Surely you have heard some of these on your last paddle trip on the river!  It might bring back a memory or two, or make you want to go with your friends again  At least we hope it brings a laugh or two.  There is a language understood by most everyone at campfires and on the float trips on the river.  We hope you enjoy…
  
  • Paddling the river, bloop, down he goes!  Bloop, up he comes!  “Uh oh, where are his glasses…”
  •  “My ligher’s wet.  Have you got one?”
  •  “Oh great!  My wallet is soaked!”
  •  “Who brought the toilet paper?”
  •  “Uh, oh, I picked up the wrong Dry Bag.  They were all the same color!”
  •  “Did you get the bread out of the back of the truck?”
  •  “Has anyone have any extra sunglasses?”
  •  Seen digging through the cooler, “Who’s bright idea was it to bring ice cream bars?”
  •  “I can drink water from the ice in the cooler… can’t I?”
  •  “Uh oh.  My shoe is stuck in the sand.  It’s GONE!”
  •  “I broke my paddle!”  Now what?!”
 
Kayak River Shot
Campsite Fire
  • Looking around the camp fire after dinner, with a flashlight, “Wow! Raccoon eyes everywhere. All around us!  Look!”
  •  “Darn Batteries!  My light’s dead.  How many hours am I supposed to get on each one of these?  One, half?!”
  •  Thinking to yourself at night, everyone else asleep. “…it sounds like a snoring orchestra…
   
  • Second day, heard coming out of a tent on a cold morning, “Is there any coffee yet?”
  •  Also hollered out of a tent on a cold morning, “ITS COLD!”
  • “I spilled in the easiest part of the river!”  “What happened?”  “I looked back at you!”
  •  “Is this the beach we are going to stop at?”
  •  “Everybody turn your heads!”
  • “It wasn’t my fault!  It was your fault!  If you would have just listened to me…”
  •  “Where are we?  How far have we gone?  Are we close yet?”
  •  “Yes, I hear that rapid up ahead?  Is this the big one?”
  • “Where is Joe?”  “He is way back there.”  “He can’t be!  He has the cooler!”  “He should be with us!”  “What is he doing, running off?!”
  •  “Are they in front of us or behind us?”
  •  After a long trip, “I am tired of paddling!  My butt hurts!”  (Take that as a hint…)
  •  The outfitter waiting for the renter and looking at his watch, “Where are they?”
  • After every trip, “Man, I’m hungry!”
 
Kayak Frosty Mornings
Campsite Swim
Duck
We hope you have been entertained!  ORC© 2006

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Now open in our new location, 18 miles West of Branson, Cape Fair MO!

Ozark River Company at PaddlingCenter.com

7847 State Highway 173

Cape Fair MO 65624

Phone: 417-538-4848 or 417-538-4802

(76 west from Branson Missouri - Country Music 76 boulevard, 18 miles - follow 76 west through Cape Fair, as it turns in to 173. Look for our paddling center and resort on Table Rock Lake at the Flat Creek bridge!)

Hours: Monday - Saturday, 11:00 to 8:00  Sunday, 12:00 to 4:00

Email All Inquiries to: ozarkriverco@aol.com

 

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